Fifty Shades of Wine : wine and sex make good lovers

And yes, drinking wine before sex might not only improve your performance, but could also make the act even better …

First of all, I would like to remind you that alcohol abuse is bad for your health. It should be consumed in moderation. The values ​​presented in this article are purely theoretical. They are not an ideal to achieve especially when it comes to sex. Moreover, the explicit tone that will be used in this article could shock the youngest. It should therefore not be taken at face value. Sensitive souls are requested to check my other articles.

This is not me saying it, but a very serious study. It was carried out at Saint Mary of the Annunciation Hospital in Florence in 2009 !

This clinical study was carried out on a sample of 789 women between 18 to 50 years living in the Chianti region. She clearly showed that women who drank one to two glasses of red wine a day had much more active sex lives.. Moreover, they had a better lubrication rate than those who abstained from all wine consumption or who drank only occasionally.

The reason is simple : the polyphenols present in wine activate an estrogen receptor responsible for female desire.

How to awaken a woman's senses ?

Favor red wines with beautiful aromas of red and woody fruits : Gamay or Pinot Noir.

The painter Vermeer already showed it in 1660 with his painting " The Girl with the Glass of Wine ". The woman who drinks wine is the very representation of vice, of adultery and the passion of the flesh. Wine is an instrument of seduction. It is a love potion opening the doors to an extreme and senseless relationship or to the borders of paralyzing melancholy.

Men who drink wine are gods in bed… and especially wine bloggers

Once again, I am not responsible for these words. Science has proven it again : "The ideal lover is a young wine blogger ! ". A little alcohol - it means a glass or two of wine and not 15 pints of beer ! - improves erection in men and delays ejaculation. Some researchers recommend the use of alcohol to fight premature ejaculation..

The reason is simple : polyphenols - them again, these perverts - are vasodilators and the blood circulates faster to different organs of the body - if you know what I mean —.

Well… let's be frank, the improvement of the erection results only from the male imagination. Give us mint syrup and convince ourselves that it's wine will have the same result.

Flirting with wine is just great class

Wine is the closest drink to sex. It is to discover with your senses in a moment of sharing where you look, touch, smell and taste. And if harmony is created around the senses and desires then this will be your best moment. So it's not for nothing that 62 % of the French relate the word champagne with eroticism and aphrodisiac.

Wine and sex come together in a subtle game between reserve and seduction, between desire and excitement.

According to a study conducted by Wineandco.com, wine always has an important place in the seduction process. For 49 % of respondents, the choice is above all on the grape variety they prefer. Moreover, 47 % focus on great wines and food and wine pairings.

– If like me, you bring red wine on the assumption that it is the preferred wine of women (51.1 %). That the wine is presented in an original bottle (important purchase criterion for a majority of them). And finally, the meal comes down to a plate of shells… All you have to do is discreetly saw the femoral artery. [Don't really do it !]
*This message would almost look like a memory 😉

The concept of Wine Dating: the wine dredge, it's possible

It’s really strange that this concept wasn’t developed sooner or renewed. In 2009, a Wine Dating was organized on the 56th floor of the Montparnasse tower in Paris. In addition to a great view and singles everywhere, we taste wines, we note them and share our opinion with others and we MEET !

Note to myself: What if I relaunch this kind of event ?

And if we went to the level above ? The sex and wine pairing.

On the Canary Islands, Bodejas Monre launched wine and sex evenings. The owner of the castle explains that he has always been curious to see what a sex toy party looked like. Only problem, this is the kind of meeting where only women are invited to talk about it.

Result : every year, the event is reiterated and welcomes 60 participants, whose youngest had 20 years. It includes a tasting, a dinner with aphrodisiac dishes, the screening of an adult film and erotic games.

For those who want to accompany their wine with a good whip

You do not dream, the official wine of the movie Fifty Shades of Gray does exist ! Lack of knowing if it tastes like leather and sweat.